Ah, the intellectual rigor of a conservative
"I am, I fully grant, a phenomenon, but not because of any speed in composition," he wrote in The New York Times Book Review in 1986. "I asked myself the other day, 'Who else, on so many issues, has been so right so much of the time?' I couldn't think of anyone." -- William F. Buckley, 1925-2008
I literally can't think of an appropriate comment to make here.