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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Hard-Core Porno Idea of the Day

I want to see Dick Chaney, in an ill-fitting baby doll dress, with pieces of bacon wrapped around his wrists, wearing a hairnet and fake eyeglasses with the eyes that bounce around on springs, tap dancing on an American flag while singing the Soviet national anthem.

Then, we can beat him with sticks.

Merry Christmas.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Jonathan said...

Suggested title: "Fun with Dick and Cane."

12:36 PM, December 22, 2005

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I buy tickets

6:09 PM, January 31, 2006

 

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