To celebrate the day, please enjoy "Vampire Husband," a classic from the Boston, MA Sterling Records song-poem factory.
This one is credited to Shelley Stuart and the Five Stars. The lovely Shelley delivers the lyrics, with her husband Lew Tobin playing the swingin' piano fills and (probably) Norm Burns kicking in a swinging drumbeat.
This hot little rocker sounds like it dates from the early or mid 1960s. It should be no surprise, therefore, to anyone familiar with song-poems that it dates from 1972.