Saturday Night Limerick

This popped into my head late last night and I figured I'd be remiss not post it.


I knew that he'd gotten Knox College-y
When he said that he'd studied proctology.
I wish that the fool
Was in semin'ry school
Where he could work on his doxology.


I have no idea what it means. I've never been to Knox College and hadn't thought of the doxology for fifteen years.

Your weird limericks welcome.