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Saturday, June 18, 2005

Haiku For Brendan Donnelly

...Angels pitcher who is appealing his 10-day suspension for having illegal pine tar on his glove.

You are illegal
Baseballs are not meant to stain
So shut up and sit.


Anonymous Tom Shea said...

His union is strong
I think his suspension'll
Prolly be reduced.

10:17 AM, June 18, 2005

Anonymous MC Heehee said...

Brendan Donnelly
D--khead d--khead d--khead d--k-
Head d--khead d--khead

12:03 PM, June 20, 2005

Anonymous Jonathan said...

Southern Ball Hurlers
Pandora's Box held the truth
Yup, it was Maddux

3:03 PM, June 20, 2005

Blogger Stuart Shea said...

I feel like I'm at one of the gatherings of great Japanese haiku poets that used to take place back in the 1600s...

9:25 AM, June 21, 2005

Anonymous Juan Badapple said...

I don't give a shit
He is not in the N. L.
So it don't matter.

7:54 PM, June 23, 2005

Anonymous winged thing said...

Boy of summer pleads
"I'm not using it to cheat"
Pine tar in his glove

6:45 AM, June 24, 2005

Anonymous noah said...

K. Rogers, gambler
Didn't hold 'em or fold 'em
Goodbye, 50 large

5:59 PM, July 02, 2005


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