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Saturday, June 18, 2005

Haiku For Brendan Donnelly

...Angels pitcher who is appealing his 10-day suspension for having illegal pine tar on his glove.


You are illegal
Baseballs are not meant to stain
So shut up and sit.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Tom Shea said...

His union is strong
I think his suspension'll
Prolly be reduced.

10:17 AM, June 18, 2005

 
Anonymous MC Heehee said...

Brendan Donnelly
D--khead d--khead d--khead d--k-
Head d--khead d--khead

12:03 PM, June 20, 2005

 
Anonymous Jonathan said...

Southern Ball Hurlers
Pandora's Box held the truth
Yup, it was Maddux

3:03 PM, June 20, 2005

 
Blogger Stuart Shea said...

I feel like I'm at one of the gatherings of great Japanese haiku poets that used to take place back in the 1600s...

9:25 AM, June 21, 2005

 
Anonymous Juan Badapple said...

I don't give a shit
He is not in the N. L.
So it don't matter.

7:54 PM, June 23, 2005

 
Anonymous winged thing said...

Boy of summer pleads
"I'm not using it to cheat"
Pine tar in his glove

6:45 AM, June 24, 2005

 
Anonymous noah said...

K. Rogers, gambler
Didn't hold 'em or fold 'em
Goodbye, 50 large

5:59 PM, July 02, 2005

 

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