Unfortunately, I wrote this BEFORE today's game

On The Cubs’ Bullpen

Some folks take a pill for relief,
But Piniella’s relief
Makes him feel like a pill.

When Howry and Eyre let it loose,
Sweet Lou turns chartreuse
When he looks toward the hill.

It’s just a bad Ohman to see
The rookie, Cherry,
Looking in for the sign.

They’re going from bad to Wuertz,
And watching them hurts
With the game on the line.