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Monday, July 25, 2005

10 People Who Are Screwing Up America

My apologies in advance to those not included due to space considerations. List is not all-inclusive.

Bernard Goldberg (rat-faced, agenda-addled conservative "news critic")
Tucker Carlson (bow-tied talk-show rotten egg)
Donald Rumsfeld (war criminal)
Alan Keyes (self-deluded blowhard)
Ralph Reed (God's little hit man)
Mark Mays (CEO, Clear Channel)
Stephen Johnson (anti-environmentalist, administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency)
George W. Bush
Ann Coulter (politically outspoken crack whore)
Karl Rove (traitor and threat to national security)

Additions welcome.


Anonymous Jonathan said...

Roger Ailes (for Fox News, which has incredibly polarized most news media)

Whoever Invented Rolling Billboards

Gale Norton (for continuing to try to screw Native Americans out of billions in the trust assett lawsuit)

Richard Daley (Chicago's Daniel Ortega)

Ralph Nader (res ipsa loquitor)

Me (I'd protest, but who am I to argue?!)

12:06 PM, July 25, 2005

Anonymous Mary D said...

Dick Cheney
Sam Walton
The moron who buys a big SUV for "safety"
Robert Novak

12:35 PM, July 25, 2005

Anonymous Duck said...

James Dobson is #1.

Don't forget Der Groppenfuhrer, (Sweet) Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly.

Sam Walton's dead, so it's his idiot kids who are screwing things up right now, though they are continuing what was already the Evil Empire.

5:57 PM, July 25, 2005

Blogger Tom said...

Grover Motherfucking Norquist.

6:49 PM, July 25, 2005

Blogger Bob Purse said...

Hey, Tom, I've never heard of Grover Norquist. Is that really his middle name? Seems like a slight miscalculation on the part of his parents. Must have led to teasing at school.

Seems to me that Bill Frist and Jeb Bush need to be near the top of any such list, by the way.

Oh, and Mariah Carey.

2:47 PM, July 26, 2005

Anonymous Amy said...

Mitt "I'm not really running for President... yet" Romney.

The scary Massachusetts Republican MORMON who wants to be everybody's friend, says what he thinks people want to hear, and then does what he wants anyway.

I also nominate "Da Governator" and a generic entry of "anyone who creates a new reality tv show"

4:03 PM, July 26, 2005

Blogger Doug said...

That really is Grover's middle name, which may be why he's so vitriolic and contemptuous of his adversaries. I'll add Tom Cruise, just because I can, and John Roberts--if he's not screwing up America now, he soon will be.

1:05 PM, July 27, 2005

Anonymous gmje said...

Fred Phelps whose cult is now showing up at the funerals of those Americans killed in Iraq. His reasoning:"Our attitude toward what's happening with the war is the Lord is punishing this evil nation for abandoning all moral imperatives that are worth a dime."

3:17 PM, July 27, 2005

Blogger Larry Epke said...

Don't forget Tom "I'll sell you anything the government owns" DeLay!

10:54 AM, August 01, 2005

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Ann Coulter really a crack-whore?
Mayor Daley is screwing up Chicago not America.
I say All Republicans

10:56 AM, August 25, 2005


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